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Tighten Your Pith Helmets: Marc Chretien Gets It Wrong

Tighten Your Pith Helmets: Marc Chretien Gets It Wrong
You may have missed it yesterday what with the act of God happening all over Oklahoma (thoughts ...
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May 21
389 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Blurbistan | 8 May 2013 Edition

Blurbistan | 8 May 2013 Edition
We’ll see how long this lasts, but for today, here’s the 3 stories that mattered in ...
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May 08
293 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

ISAF Came to Drop Bombs: Weapons Releases Up 32%

ISAF Came to Drop Bombs: Weapons Releases Up 32%
Who knew “Fighting Joe” Dunford and the ISAF Cutting Crew were such House of Pain fans?
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May 07
582 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

5 Things I Learned This Week: Afghanistan | 6 May 2013 ed.

5 Things I Learned This Week: Afghanistan | 6 May 2013 ed.
Greetings, denizens of Snarkistan! It’s been a little while since I’ve done one of ...
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May 06
1153 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

ISAF Explains Security Using Schools and Cellphones…and It’s Adorable

ISAF Explains Security Using Schools and Cellphones…and It’s Adorable
ISAF‘s stopped releasing it’s monthly numbers, so for the duration of Operation ...
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Apr 29
848 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Taliban React to ISAF Announcement, Declare War on Angry Birds

Taliban React to ISAF Announcement, Declare War on Angry Birds
We here at the Snarkistan News Network were as surprised as anyone to learn this last week how ...
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Apr 28
1373 0 SNN, Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Wherein Bing West Goes Angry Grandpa on the A’stan

Wherein Bing West Goes Angry Grandpa on the A’stan
The National Review Online is widely regarded as a paragon of rational thought and ...
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Apr 23
556 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

What Is Love? It’s Chocolate. Wrapped Around Bacon

What Is Love? It’s Chocolate. Wrapped Around Bacon
This has nothing whatsoever to do with Afghanistan, guns, national security, or any of the ...
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Apr 22
609 0 Unicornistan Gary Owen

Death of an FSO: I Was the “W” Word and I Apologize

Death of an FSO: I Was the “W” Word and I Apologize
It turns out that I am not completely infallible. For the Marines reading this, that means that ...
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Apr 12
206 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Death of an FSO, and the Tragedy in Zabul

Death of an FSO, and the Tragedy in Zabul
The real tragedy in Zabul yesterday wasn’t the death of Anne Smedinghoff. Nor is it the ...
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Apr 07
390 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

More Fun with ISAF’s Numbers: I Blog for the AAN

More Fun with ISAF’s Numbers: I Blog for the AAN
One of the coolest things I’ve gotten to do in writing about Afghanistan is guest ...
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Feb 28
164 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Taliban Super Excited About Spring, But Hate Public Transit

Taliban Super Excited About Spring, But Hate Public Transit
In the surest sign yet that the Taliban have no intention of “going green” if and ...
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Feb 27
84 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

In Response to a Reader on Guns

In Response to a Reader on Guns
I don’t get a lot of comments on the blog, but the ones I do, I like to respond to. ...
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Feb 27
79 0 Gunistan Gary Owen

ISAF Walks Back Insurgent Attack Numbers, Does Not Understand the Interwebs

ISAF Walks Back Insurgent Attack Numbers, Does Not Understand the Interwebs
You may have heard the news that ISAF is walking back what it originally reported in January, ...
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Feb 27
168 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Danger Room Jumps on the “Guns are Toys” Bandwagon.

Danger Room Jumps on the “Guns are Toys” Bandwagon.
There’s a lot of good to say about Wired’s defense coverage. It’s generally ...
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Feb 26
91 0 Gunistan Gary Owen

Guest Post: Hanging out and staying alive with the Afghan Army (Part 1)

Guest Post: Hanging out and staying alive with the Afghan Army (Part 1)
In this post, guest author Simon Klingert applies (no kidding) actual cultural knowledge to ...
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Feb 26
187 0 Sunny in Kabul Simon Klingert

Big Trouble in Little Wardak: Karzai Kicks the SOF Kids to the Kurb

Big Trouble in Little Wardak: Karzai Kicks the SOF Kids to the Kurb
President Karzai on Sunday ordered the removal of all US Special Operations Forces (SOF) from ...
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Feb 25
185 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Oh Dear God, Let This Be Ironic

Oh Dear God, Let This Be Ironic
Because if it’s not some kind of ironic statement about how rough your life really ...
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Feb 25
174 0 Mediastan, Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Pic of the Day: Behold, the Future of the ANA

Pic of the Day: Behold, the Future of the ANA
Feb 22
45 0 Mediastan, Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

Buzkashi Boys, or How to Build Your Resume in Afghanistan

Buzkashi Boys, or How to Build Your Resume in Afghanistan
Even the most casual observer of Afghanistan at this point is aware of the story of  Buzkashi ...
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Feb 22
124 0 Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

The Five Things I Learned This Week in Afghanistan

The Five Things I Learned This Week in Afghanistan
This week during the longest summer vacation ever, I learned that we can make numbers say a lot ...
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Feb 22
92 0 Learnistan, Sunny in Kabul Gary Owen

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    • Blurbistan | AfPak Stories That Matter | 21 May 2013 ed.

      1. Tortured Afghan found near former US SOF camp in Wardak

      The footless corpse of an Afghan man missing since November was found on Tuesday near the former American Special Forces base to which he was last seen being taken, according to Afghan officials and victims’ representatives.

      Afghan investigators said that after his disappearance, the man, Sayid Mohammad, was seen in a video being tortured by an Afghan-American named Zakaria Kandahari, whom the officials identified as the chief interpreter for an American Army Special Forces A Team stationed at the base. The American military denies that Mr. Kandahari is an American citizen and said he was no longer working for the A Team when the video was made.

      Why This Matters

      US and Afghan special operations forces (SOF) will continue to have a large role in the security of Afghanistan well beyond 2014. With the drawdown of a foreign presence, their ability to operate further on the fringes of what’s acceptable behavior should be of concern. That’s not to paint SOF with the “baby killer” broad brush: on the whole they are a professional group that is deserving of a great deal of praise, but by their very nature they’re secretive, and less subject to oversight than other units. 

      2. A bombing in Baghlan

      A suicide bomber has killed at least 14 people in northern Afghanistan’s Baghlan province, including a senior local politician, police say.

      Haji Rasool Khan Mohseni was the head of the provincial council.

      Police officials told the BBC that an attacker wearing police uniform detonated a suicide vest at the gate of the council’s headquarters in Baghlan’s capital Pul-e Khomri.

      Why This Matters

      OK, so this actually happened yesterday, but I’m putting it here. While there have been reports that one of those killed was a staunchly anti-Taliban leader, what’s of greater importance is the increasing level of violence against civilians. Whether part of the Taliban’s offensive or not, this kind of spike in 2013 is troubling, and bodes ill for the next several months. 

      3. Karzai goes back to school

      At a stopover in Jalandhar Monday on his way to New Delhi for meetings with Indian officials, Afghan President Hamid Karzai was presented with an honorary doctorate from what claims to be India’s largest private university. Indian President Pranab Mukherjee conferred the degree on Karzai, making him an honorary alumnus of Lovely Professional University — a school that bills itself as “a world-renowned center for the creation and dissemination of knowledge.”

      Why This Matters

      The degree is ornamental. The stop in India is not. India has a keen interest in expanding their influence in Afghanistan. How that plays with Afghanistan’s nearer neighbors remains to be seen. I’m all for it, honestly, and that can only mean good things for the region, provided, of course, that Pakistan behaves itself. 

      05/21/13

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